Of rottweilers, pissing and monkey corpses

Not so mini feeds?

This is Jien... waiting for the interview


This is me.. waiting for the interview

This is us.. waitinf for the interview

This is Jien.. Don't ask me what he's doing.

Us- the very lost tourist

Us- Jien, Marxsha, Jilly and Me.

Us- bored

Hm..

Camwhoring.

This is how it went down...

In jiens car on the way to Jiens crib in Bangsar

Jien: You girls don't mind dogs right?

Me: I love dogs!

Jilly: Yeah

Jien: Okay good, because I have 3 rottweilers..

Me: Oh fuck. Shit. Omg.

Jilly: ...

Jien: They're like guard dogs so don't make any sudden movements okay?

Me: I'm going to piss in my pants la.

Jilly: I know.

Jien: They're in the house by the way.

*Jien opens his car door*

Me: Jien! Can we just stay in the car?

Jien: Don't be silly. Just don't make any sudden movements. And don't be scared, cause then they'll know you're scared.

I got out the car with my heart pounding so fucken loudly and with my piss filled bladder and there they were..

Em rottweilers..

***

At batu caves...

Marxsha: Why couldn't we just go to some temple nearby to shoot this documentary? Why all the way here?

Jien: Maybe if he sees our effort, he'll give us full marks.

Me: He better

Shooting the documentary...

Jien: Okay shoot that man! zoom into his ass.. yes that sexy ass..

Jilly: Err.. Which man!?

Jien: The one without the shirt.

Jilly: *sigh* okay...

***

Jien: K, k, we have to welcome our viewers to Batu caves.

*jilly films Jien*

Jien: Welcome to batu Caves..

Me: Eh what's that smell?

Jien: Look! Monkey corpses.. That is the ancient corpse rolling tradition..

Jilly: Looks like human corpses la..

Jien: That big sack.. Must be a fat man.

*err.. Cut?*

walking up

Me: these steps are steep as fuck la.

Marxsha: Don't say fuck here.

Me: Oh fuck. Sorry.

***

Jien: Okay okay, take pics on us walking up the stairs..

Jilly: Here?

Jien: Come here abit.

Jilly: Here?

Jien: Higher up..

Jilly: NOW!?

Jien: K .. k..

*silence*

Jien: Eh, what's that?

Me: I don't know..

Jien: Er..

*Jilly snaps pix*

Damn, I can't remember much.. Should have blogged yest!

Argh... When Jilly updates her Batu Caves expedition..

I'll add stuff aight?